If you had to choose...

[NES]

A nice little thread for hypothetical purposes, I'll start.

If you had to choose to either lose youre dick in a freak blender accident or have it melted off with acid what would it be?

 

[Devilwoman]

1. penis blender

The act of inserting 3 penii into an asian woman.

Me, Trey, and Ray Ray ran a penis blender on Suzi Suzuki.

 

[NES]

If you had to choose to eat a handful of your own shit or rub a handful of someone else's shit on your face what would you choose?

 

[Devilwoman]

 

[NES]

Let Steaktartar fart in your mouth or have sex with Bean Town's wife.

 

[RoofTop]

If you had to read another one of NES's fuked up threads or stick an ice pick in your skull?

 

[NES]

Nes thread, definately. You clicked it bitch so shut the fuck up.

 

[RoofTop]

I got blood dripping from my ear you goofy fuk

 

[NES]

Lol, ******.

 

[Konig6]

I think someone here (don't wanna tell names) has a fixation with this planet:

 

[Devilwoman]

Would you rather perform the sloppy joe or the angry pirate???

Sloppy Joe

To shit on ones vagina, then follow it immediately with a thrusting of a penis, successfully pounding the fecies into the woman. Then, to seal the deal, one must feast on and eat out the entire raging poopy vagina with constant tounge action.

Ex: She fed me the best Sloppy Joe of my entire life, and it tasted amazing!

OR

angry pirate

when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

Ex: dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)

 

[NES]

The Angry Pirate obviously.

 

[ChristianTroy]

IF you had to choose between taking it in the shitter or a BJ, what will it be???

 

[Devilwoman]

IF you had to choose between taking it in the shitter or a BJ, what will it be???

bj all the way

 

[Devilwoman]

tongue kiss a lizard

 

[NES]

...between being condemend to screwing 500 pound, zitty assed, hairy cooch grandmas or your choice of the hottest trannies on the planet. What would you choose?

 

[NES]

....between eating a super stinky puss or filling said stinky pussy's douche-bottle with gatorade and drinking it.

 

[steaktartar]

...between being condemend to screwing 500 pound, zitty assed, hairy cooch grandmas or your choice of the hottest trannies on the planet. What would you choose?

hot tranny

 

[Devilwoman]

....between eating a super stinky puss or filling said stinky pussy's douche-bottle with gatorade and drinking it.

Drink the gatorade, because if the pussy is stinky then apparently the douche bottle is clean and un-used. Trick question!

 

[NES]

You are good